Whether you’re out and about celebrating a World Cup or other sport win, drowning your sorrows at a loss, winding down after a winter sport (AKA "aprés-ing), or ramping up the holiday cheer, be forewarned that ordering these drinks may turn your bartender into a Grinch.

First of all, before we get into the no-no’s, we’d like to make you aware of a new trend or option at bars and nightclubs. Apparently, word is spreading and bartenders are getting trained about an “Angel Shot”. An angel shot is code for a fictional drink, and signals the bartender or server that the customer needs help. “More and more restaurants are now getting out the word about ordering an Angel Shot if the need ever arises by posting messages in the restroom for anyone feeling pressured, harassed, frightened, or threatened by the person they are with.” (tastingtable.com) Help spread the word!!

If you or anyone you know has been a victim of sexual assault, PLEASE reach for assistance at the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network, or call their helpline at 1-800-656-HOPE (4673). Additionally, you can reach out to our local, Gunnison Valley organization, Project Hope, or call their 24/7 hotline at 970-275-1193.

Top shelf Bloody Mary, or any drink with strong-flavored mixers

A Bloody Mary is fine, fine cocktail to order. And top shelf vodkas are delicious. However, if you express desire for “top shelf” vodka in a Bloody, the bartender may just roll her eyes at your naivety. The thing is, with all the heavy flavors and spices in a Bloody, using fancy alcohol is just a waste. The subtle flavors will be overpowered. So, save your spirits orders for other, less savory drinks, or even drink them on the rocks.

Orange juice and vodka

1. The drink has a name: Screwdriver.

2. If you insist on just naming ingredients, ALWAYS start with the alcohol, then the mixer (e.g. rum and coke). That’s how the drink is made, and it shows your seasoned imbibing experience if you name it correctly.

Flaming shots

Just, no.

Coronarita

Ok, you ARE allowed to order this if you’re on Spring Break or at a beach bar. Otherwise, please, DO try this at home. Corona even manufactures drink clips for the side of your margarita glass to keep your beer in place. If you’re not sure how to make it, see pic below.

As always, we encourage you to come in the store and get some fixin’s for your OWN mixin’s at home! We sell bar ware, too! Cheers!