A little humor from our staff to lighten your day!

Levi, Heather, and Brian! Triple threat, people. Watch out!

LEVI

Hip hop name: Dr. Love ❤️⁠ ⁠

Favorite adult beverage: Gosling's Dark and Stormy⁠ ⁠

Toilet paper-- over or under? Over. "Oh, and we're all out of toilet paper."⁠ ⁠

Superpower: Eating⁠ ⁠

First concert: Collective Soul⁠ ⁠

Most recent Netflix binge: True Detective (ooooo good one)⁠ ⁠

Favorite thing about Crested Butte: The lack of people (shhh, don't tell him about Spring Break 😆)⁠ ⁠

Epitaph: Life is short-- drive fast and leave a sexy corpse⁠

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HEATHER

Hip hop name: HC⁠
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Favorite adult beverage: Red, red wine⁠
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Superpower: I'm telekinetic-- I can move things with my mind (well, THAT will sure help out with stocking!)⁠
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First concert: Blink 182/Green Day/Jimmy Eat World⁠
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Most recent HULU binge: The Mindy Project ⁠
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Favorite thing about Crested Butte: Softball!! and the mountains⁠
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Epitaph: "She loved well & she lived well" ⁠

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BRIAN

Hip hop name: El Duké ("Dokay")⁠
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Favorite adult beverage: Whiskey/Whisky (no matter how you spell it 😆)⁠
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Superpower: Able to see/smell bullshit from a mile away⁠
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First concert: Kiss 1977 🤘⁠
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Most recent Netflix binge: Schitt's Creek ⁠
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Favorite thing about #CrestedButte: The community⁠
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Epitaph: One more and I'll tab out