Meet the Staff!
A little humor from our staff to lighten your day!
It’s Boss Lady time! Meet Lauren, Acme’s fearless manager!
So, you think you know Lauren, store manager and doer of all the things? Read on for some surprises...
Arm Wrestling name(s): Kosher Krusher, Hebrew Hammer, Passover Pounder
Favorite adult beverage: Depends on the occasion! Italian red wines.
Toilet paper: OVER (only psychopaths do it the other way!)
Superpower(s): 1. Scheduling 2. Hasn't eaten pork/pig products in 25 years!!
First concert: The Grateful Dead
Most recent Netflix binge: "Who has time for that? I've been watching soccer referee training videos..."
Favorite thing about Crested Butte: Community; my non-biological family
Epitaph: I'd rather have a moment of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special